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Roommate: You're Hyper!

Me: Why do you think that?

Roommate: Because you've been full of energy and singing nonsensical songs.

Me: So?

Roommate: This marks a change in your behavior. I think it's because you ate the cookies.

Me: Wasn't I acting this way say two or more years ago?

Roommate: I don't remember, but you're hyper.

Me: Have you considered the possibility that I may just not be depressed?

 
On a serious note, I did have to explain to her that because of one of my medications and the way that Hashimoto's Disease works, she should be aware of the symptoms of hyperthyroidism, which can cause a state called Hashitoxicosis.

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 Today is the housemate's 42nd birthday.  She shared this information early in the morning, and I paid as much attention to it as I pay to her requests for me to kill the spiders in the bathroom. (I like the spiders in the bathroom. They kill things I don't like. As long as they aren't poisonous to me, I'm happy to share my house with them. Plus, it's bad luck to kill spiders.)  

Eventually, the information made its way into my brain. I said "Happy Birthday."

I did not get thanked as she expected. Instead, she reminded me that she was an fat woman over 40 who did not want to be reminded that today was, in fact, her birthday.  I realize there are other events that she probably does not want to remember, including er getting arrested for actually following Indiana law. The anniversary of my arrival in Indiana also occurred a few days later.  But even though I'm not over 40, I share her weight issues and I still want people to remember my important days.  I just refuse to believe Star Wars turns 40 years old at the same time I do.

Sadly, I would have taken out to see Agengers 2: Age of Ultron if the doctor who did my foot surgery had not forgotten that I proably wouldn't be able to go back to work right after the surgery.

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